• 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

toptastic:

A parents expectations
Everything (Dongwoon Solo) [JAPAN TOUR 2014 FINAL]
BEAST — PLAYED 198 TIMES

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you